Hauʻoli Lā Hānau, Matthew!

*Read this thread in a hushed voice.*

And now, we observe the Golden-haired Matthew. A rare sighting for such an exotic and shy species. It is very few people who have seen one of these with their own eyes. The Matthew was not discovered until after 1982, when a zoologist by the name of Eye of the Tiger came across one sitting in a field, singing the song, "Survivor". Gifted with a beautiful voice, the Matthew has been known to sing only this song. Experts cannot explain why but now consider it to be its birth song.

Notice how the Matthew's face is full of grace. A wondrous thing to behold! Ironically enough, all sightings of this shy animal have been on a Tuesday, and experts wonder if this is the only day it comes out of its habitat to forage for food. As of yet, the Matthew's habitat is unknown. However, several sightings have shown its diet to consist of berries, insects, and smaller animals than itself.

Other sightings have been seen by Josh Holloway (1969), who saw the animal in a jungle on a (not so) deserted island, and Chris Cornell (1964), who wrote a song about his experience, he was so moved by the beauty of the Matthew.

See how the Matthew moves gracefully through the thicket. It has heard our camera crew and appears now to be retreating to its habitat. Perhaps we shall see one again but for now are pleased to have been lucky enough for one sighting.

On now to the endangered Cory...