Sunday, January 04, 2009

DISASTER!

Summary of Title: Disaster!

For those of you who haven't read the title or first line of this post, there's been a disaster!! The disaster is as follows: (move eyes down to the next line)

Disaster: The 2008 Yule Goat burnt down at Luke's house.

Conclusion: Like the worthless Swedish villagers we imitate, we failed to protect our goat. As a point of fact, we actively incited the fire through the ignition of an incendiary material: fatty oils skimmed off the quintanas's tortilla vats (or some such).

Further comments: We did a bonny job of building a well-endowed snow man. "Drop your pants quinton!" (see tab)

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