DISASTER!
Summary of Title: Disaster!
For those of you who haven't read the title or first line of this post, there's been a disaster!! The disaster is as follows: (move eyes down to the next line)
Disaster: The 2008 Yule Goat burnt down at Luke's house.
Conclusion: Like the worthless Swedish villagers we imitate, we failed to protect our goat. As a point of fact, we actively incited the fire through the ignition of an incendiary material: fatty oils skimmed off the quintanas's tortilla vats (or some such).
Further comments: We did a bonny job of building a well-endowed snow man. "Drop your pants quinton!" (see tab)
For those of you who haven't read the title or first line of this post, there's been a disaster!! The disaster is as follows: (move eyes down to the next line)
Disaster: The 2008 Yule Goat burnt down at Luke's house.
Conclusion: Like the worthless Swedish villagers we imitate, we failed to protect our goat. As a point of fact, we actively incited the fire through the ignition of an incendiary material: fatty oils skimmed off the quintanas's tortilla vats (or some such).
Further comments: We did a bonny job of building a well-endowed snow man. "Drop your pants quinton!" (see tab)
Labels: Fatty Vats, Male form; "drop your pants quinton", Yule Goat






















