"Here's Clark now, #27, heading up the ice with the puck. He passes to Barack Obama (1961) who misses and there's a scramble against the boards. Oh, Billy Bob Thornton (1955) manages to get it and is heading back down the ice. He shoots! and misses but Clark, the hero of the night with three goals already, saves the shot and gets in between the goalie's legs. SCORES!"
*siren sounds* *crowd cheers*
"Look like Clark will be facing off after the commercial break. They're playing that song again! "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor. It must be Clark's birthday song, it IS his birthday today afterall."
"That's right Jim, and it's Obama's and Thornton's too. Did you know there's two birthdays on the opposing team tonight as well? The Rocket's (1921) and Louis Armstrong's (1901). It's going to be quite a party at the end of the game tonight!"
"Bob, what day was Clark born on exactly? Wednesday? Hmm, that makes him full of woe."
"Well, he's certainly not full of woe this evening with four goals under his belt! And I think we're ready to start again. The Rocket is giving C-Dawg the evil eye! There could be a penalty fight coming up!"
"Clark wins the face off and takes off towards the net. He fakes left then right then left again and shoots. He SCORES! Listen to that crowd, they're loving Clark this evening!"
"What's that they're chanting, Jim? It sounds like: Hap-py birth-day! Hap-py birth-day!"
Happy birthday, CCC!
