Best Man Announcement.

Dear Huddlers,

News about my best man announcement.

I rated you all on a 13 point scale based on six factors:

1. Networth/ assets/ max earnings. Phil did well on this until I found out the condo is in Sue's name and Phil has to pay her rent.
2. Planning bachelor party. You all did poorly on this as I don't have faith that any of you could truly "pull the trigger" and get as nasty as I went (e.g. upping the ante from going to the Pic for Phil's bachelor party).
3. Beardedness. There are some fine beards in the group, so I won't embarrass you babyfaces by elaborating on this.
4. Wisdom. Sadly, Tobyjeans factors abound.
5. Humour. My cocobro's tweets had him retaining his scepter as class clown, but only until I realized his tweets were slight rewordings of Trebek's tweets. E.g. "Trebek69 Says: Only thing truly mine, only thing that does not belong to King World Productions, is the water held in my mustache. And the bastards shaved it off." That was a heartfelt tweet c 2003 that my cocobro has desecrated.
6. Swimsuit. This was the most fun to think about.